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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Costume wearin' time!

    Artist: Iron Maiden
    Real Lyric: Caught somewhere in time!

    The story:

    Even though the name of the song is the misheard lyric, and I should've known better, for some reason I was convinced he was saying "costume wearin' time" -- I had just hoped that it meant something in the context of the rest of the song... It didn't.

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    lmfao. This makes it sound like Bruce is a furry.

    KaiteTheTaterFairy Sep 26, 2012 9:21 pm

    Love it! I know it's wrong, too, but it always sounded like "costume wearing jerk" to me, which is funny because the album cover has a hidden Batman on it. Which I found out later and made it all so much more funny.

    jcapach Jul 01, 2011 9:30 pm