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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    'cos I'm not farting, yeah
    could anybody - genital goo
    let's get the Scottish, yeah
    'cos everybody wants to party with you

    Artist: Madonna
    Song: Celebration
    Real Lyric: Iím gonna party, yeahCause anybody just wonít doLetís get this started, yeahCause everybody wants to party with you

    The story:

    I heard this playing on an outdoor sound-system at some communal aerobics event a couple of days ago (I wasn't participating, by the way). I had to wait until I got home to look the "real" lyrics up; cue the inevitable disappointment.

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