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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Cook Cook a Jew Mrs. Robinson

    Real Lyric: Coo coo ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson,Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo wo wo).

    The story:

    I used to think that songs had to use real words, not just sounds. As a Jew, and figuring they were Jews by their names, I couldn't understand how they could be so cruel.

    When I first got the Internet, I looked up the lyrics just to be sure that was what they were saying. I wasn't embarassed, but I breathed a big sigh of relief.

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