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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Considious elf, at home
    Considious elf, one of the family.
    We've taken to you, so strong.
    It's clear, we're, going to get along.
    Considious elf, well in.
    Considious elf, par to the furniture
    There isn't a lot, to spare

    Artist: Lionel Bart
    Real Lyric: Consider yourself, at homeConsider yourself, one of the family.We've taken to you, so strong.It's clear, we're, going to get along.Consider yourself, well in.Consider yourself, par to the furnitureThere isn't a lot, to spare

    The story:

    I saw this movie as a little kid, and I would always ask my dad what "Considious elf meant.", and he would always respond, "It means you think of yourself as something" (thinking I was asking him what consider yourself meant). I was confused for years on end.

    Then, one day, while I was hanging out in the living room several years later, my dad had a music channel on the T.V. Consider yourself came on that channel, and once I saw the title...

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