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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Come the day I awake the child inside
    In the house of stone and light.
    When I go, I will not put poop in my eye.

    Artist: Martin Page
    Real Lyric: Come the day I awake the child insideIn the house of stone and light.When I go, I will oh-oh-open my eyes.

    The story:

    This version was actually sung by my sister-in-law, who's famous for embarrasing herself with song lyrics. However, to her credit, when Martin is vamping at the end of the song, it DOES sound like he's adamant about keeping his eyes clean, and not just opening them.

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