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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Come on now let's open fire

    Artist: Doors
    Real Lyric: Come on, baby, light my fire

    The story:

    My 5 yo was going around the house singing, "Come on now, let's open fire," and I asked him what he was doing. He told me he'd heard this song on Dad's radio. It took me a bit (his melody was a bit off) but I finally figured out it was the Doors', "Come on, baby, light my fire" he was singing. "Oh," I said, "You have the wrong lyrics." "What does the song really say?" he asked. I realized I did not need him singing the real lyrics. "Actually," I said, "Your lyrics are better," and for years he continued to sing those lyrics.

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