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    Come on man, and take a peek at Mr. Pakistan

    Artist: Steely Dan
    Real Lyric: Come on man and take a piece of Mr. Parker's Band



    The story:

    Even though I actually KNEW the influence Charlie Parker had over
    Steely Dan, I misheard that lyric as a teen and was in college,
    singing along to that song as it was being played by a deejay in a
    college bar, when a friend majoring in jazz theory -- of all things -
    - spit out his beer and corrected me. Then I considered the rest of
    the lyrics and said. "Of course that makes sense. How could I be
    THAT stupid!" To defend myself, I said that perhaps a Pakistani cab
    driver used to drive Mr. Parker to his gigs. Hey, it was New York. It
    could have happened ...

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