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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Come, Get your free gum! Come, get your free gum! Get-cha Get-
    cha Get your free gum!

    Artist: Missy Elliott
    Real Lyric: Go, Get your Freak on! Go, Get your freak on! Get-cha Get-cha Get-cha Get your freak on!

    The story:

    well this one was actually my mom, in the car, my mom attempted
    to sing along with the song after I had just bought the cd in May of
    2001. I laughed so hard when I heard her say that she thought it
    was about Missy Elliott handing out free chewing gum.

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