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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Come along Chili Dog
    There's a sign that says freeze

    Artist: John Mellencamp
    Real Lyric: Suckin' on a chili dog Outside the Tastee Freeze

    The story:

    This my boyfriend's mistake. He had always sung it this way and he had this image in his head of a dog named Chili Dog (maybe a dachshund) and its owner was telling it to come. I don't know! It's insane but it made sense to him. We were watching I Love the 80s and someone commented on the actual lyrics and how they're kind of gross and my boyfriend was like "that's what he's singing???" When he told me what he thought the lyrics were I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.

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