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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    C'mon baby lick my thigh

    Artist: Doors
    Real Lyric: C'mon baby, light my fire

    The story:

    Well... I have to be honest, it wasn't me, it was Eamonn, the youngest brother of a friend of mine who misheard it, and it was my friend, his sister, Helen, who corrected him. He was very young (about 9 or 10 if I remember) so I doubt it was embarrassing to be corrected, probably it was more embarrassing to get pushed out in front of his older sister's friends to do his rendition of the song... I think it's inspired and very promising of a 9 year old to mishear in that particular way, and I reckon Jim Morrison would have approved.

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