The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black
The Story: And my blunt is my ho now
The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top
"Closest Thing To Crazy" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics
by Katie Melua
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Misheard "Closest Thing To Crazy" LyricsThis is the closest thing to gravy
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