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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Clocks go out and it can be insane
    Tides that I tried to swim against
    Both feet down under my heels
    Oh I beg, I beg and bleed singing
    Come out of things unsaid
    Children try to pull off my head

    Confusion never stops
    Couldn't want

    Artist: Coldplay
    Song: Clocks
    Real Lyric: The lights go out and I can't be saved Tides that I tried to swim against Have brought me down upon my knees Oh I beg, I beg and plead singing Come out of things unsaidShoot an apple off my headAnd a trouble that can't be namedA tiger's waiting to be tamed singingYou are You areConfusion never stopsClosing walls and ticking clocksGonna come back and take you homeI could not stop that you now know singingCome out upon my seasCursed missed opportunities...And nothing else compares

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    I've known this song since I was five and I misheard all of the lyrics.

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    Children try to pull off my head, now that sounds very frightening.

    Icicle Jul 18, 2013 11:04 pm