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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Climb every Mormon.

    Artist: Whitney Houston
    Real Lyric: I'm every woman.

    The story:

    We had some Mormons arrive at our doorstep (as they do). My flatmate got into a conversation with them and I, not being Mormon and all, was taunting them with my rendition of "Climb Every Mormon" and told them, in all my wisdom, that even Whitney thinks so little of the Mormons she managed to pen a song about them. It was three against one as my flatmate and the two Mormons helped me to realise the error of my ways. I felt so dumb considering I had been so smug and hostile. They may have been right, but I'm still not a Mormon!

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