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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Chinese is nice
    Chinese can stop you
    From doing all the things in life that You'd like to

    Artist: The Smiths
    Song: Ask
    Real Lyric: Shyness is niceShyness can stop youFrom doing all the things in life that You'd like to

    The story:

    well i was kinda relieved that the song wasn't as political as i thought.

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    I guess if you do eat so much takeout Chinese and get really obese that you can't stand up or get out the door... heheh

    danaboylaski May 28, 2010 10:23 am

    Geez, I'm almost crying right now. That's so funny!

    coffeeshell1 Jan 20, 2010 10:21 am