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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Child wasting rips right through me.

    Artist: Blink 182
    Song: Down
    Real Lyric: Tidal waves, they rip right through me.

    The story:

    Age fourteen, and over at a friend's house blasting Blink. Down
    comes on and we both start belting out the lyrics - until my friend
    looks over at me, puzzled, and asks me what the hell 'child
    wasting' means. 'Aren't those the real lyrics?' I asked. Apparently
    not! And all this time I'd thought the song was about abortion!

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