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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Chicken fingers stick with her

    Artist: Bon Iver
    Song: Holocene
    Real Lyric: Jagged vacance, thick with ice

    The story:

    To be fair to me, I was only wrong for a few
    But anyway...I knew the lyric couldn't have been
    "chicken fingers stick with her" because Bon Iver
    is hoighty toighty hipster music and not anything
    like Weird Al. So I looked up the lyrics on and nooooow here I am. I
    definitely think my version is better because
    "jagged vacance, thick with ice" makes no sense
    unless you think about it for more than 3 seconds,
    which I am not willing to do. "Chicken fingers
    stick with her" is much more straightforward, in
    my humble opinion. Harumph.

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