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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Chew hunting so far, no room to follow
    We like gay men with honey trouser
    Baby, we can eat by the buns we swallowed
    The wait is gone, love London people
    We just know (we) can't butt a thousand strangers
    Baby, we can keep by the lanes we travelled

    Song: Three Days
    Real Lyric: The entire verse is:True hunting's over, no herds to followwithout game, men prey on each otherthe family weakens, by the bites we swallowTrue leaders gone, of land and peoplewe choose no kin, but adopted strangersthe family weakens, by the lengths we traveland all of with wingsall of us with wings . . .

    The story:

    First off, I am NOT gay - NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT - but I can see how someone might think that from this story.

    At a Mardi Gras Party I was hosting, I played "3 Days" for 4-5 friends who were not familiar with the song so they could try to decipher the lyrics that I couldn't. Nobody could really understand any line entirely & it soon got the attention of the entire 20 or so people at the party (It was early on, nobody was wasted yet). I told them my interpretation of the lyrics & I got some very strange smirks, looks & some "sthweet" comments. Thank God I was already married or I'm sure everyone would have thought I was gay - NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT !! The next week more than a couple friends informed me of the correct lyrics & every now & again they will STILL bring it up to jive me. That was over 5 years ago. The embarassment nevers ends

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