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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Cheese scones, ooh-ah

    Artist: Hall & Oates
    Song: She's Gone
    Real Lyric: She's gone, oh why, oh why.

    The story:

    It's not so much that I realised I'd been wrong all these years... it's just that someone pointed it out to me, and now every time I hear the song, I hear "cheese scones" instead. It even sounds better!

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    Cheese scones is funny, but my sister, her friend & I originally heard the bogus lyric as "cheese corn" and we giggle everytime we try to sing it to the original tune. (We're Texan, so it must be a southern thing.)

    flounderman Feb 27, 2009 8:41 pm