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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Cheer up, sweet bejesus

    Artist: Monkees
    Real Lyric: Cheer up, sleepy Jean

    The story:

    It was my best childhood friend, actually. We were both about nine or ten and the song came on the radio. When she belted out the Sweet Bejesus bit, I just about wet my pants laughing.

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    'Sleepy Jean', I think, is the song name although the words, "daydream believer" are in the lyrics.

    cowsrmom Feb 01, 2013 5:08 pm