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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Chattanooga Choo-Choo" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Glenn Miller and His Orchestra

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Chattanooga Choo-Choo" by Glenn Miller and His Orchestra? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Chattanooga Choo-Choo" Lyrics

    "Shove it up your colon ..."
    When you hear the whistle blowing head f
    Pardon me, boy, is that the cat who chew
    Pardon me Roy, Is that the cat that chew

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