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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    C'est suan la (roughly: It is hot and sour)

    Artist: Talking Heads
    Real Lyric: Ce soir la (roughly: This evening)

    The story:

    I have always known that the bridge is in French, but since I don't
    speak that language, the only intelligible thing I could come up with
    on my own is this improbable ode to Chinese hot and sour soup (suan
    la tang). Then again, this band titled their follow-up album "More
    Songs About Buildings and Food", so it's not as improbable as it
    would be for some groups.

    As with several of my other submissions, I learned the correct version
    from somebody else's wrong version of this line on this site.

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