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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Cause you mean the world to me
    You are my everything
    I swear the only thing that matters
    Masterbate

    Artist: Toni Braxton
    Song: You mean the world to me
    Real Lyric: Cause you mean the world to meYou are my everythingI swear the only thing that mattersMatters to me
    The story:

    I was thirteen riding in the car with my mom and I had heard the word masterbate before but didnt know what it meant. The song came on the radio and I sang with the song and inserted the word Masterbate in place of the words "matters to me" and my mom quickly corrected me and explained to me what masterbate meant

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    10/25/2004 9:22 am

    Age it happened

    13

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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