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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    'Cause there's a rockin' old man, Stan.

    Artist: Chuck Berry
    Real Lyric: 'Cause they'll be rockin' on bandstand.



    The story:

    My mother used to have a scratchy recording of this song... I understood most of the other words, but I always wondered what a rockin' old man named Stan was doing in an old song about a teenybopper girl. Then I heard a clearer recording. Embarrassing indeed.

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