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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    'Cause I may be fat, but I'm perfectly good at it

    Arms in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it

    Sticks and stones can't break my bones

    Because they bounce right off me

    Artist: Rihanna
    Song: S&M
    Real Lyric: 'Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it Sticks and stones may break my bones But chains and whips excite me



    The story:

    Basically, some of my friends had been singing this "version." I thought it was strange, but I didn't really bother to look for the real lyrics until later on. For awhile, I seriously thought this song was aboout extreme obesity .__.

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