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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Cause I guess it stuck on her,
    Like a haggis in my eyes

    Artist: Bad Religion
    Real Lyric: Cause I guess it struck a nerve,Like I had to squint my eyes

    The story:

    I knew the lyric could not possibly contain the line, "Like a haggis in my eyes," given the seriousness of the subject matter, the lyricist's writing style, and the utter absurdity of such a line. (Still, listen to the song, and you can hear "haggis in my eyes" quite clearly!) I did sing the lyric as "I guess it stuck on her" in front of friends before I knew what the song was called, however.

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