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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Caught you in the morning with a number one in my bed.

    Artist: Maroon 5
    Song: Wake Up Call
    Real Lyric: Caught you in the morning with another one in my bed.

    The story:

    As a kid my sister always listened to Maroon 5 and this was
    her favorite song and I always thought it said "number one in
    my bed" as in like he had peed his bed, so it had always mad
    sense to me. Then while listening to it a couple years ago I
    found how wrong I had been.

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