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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Catch the wits, catch the wins
    Catch the spirit, catch the Smints

    Artist: Rush
    Song: Tom Sawyer
    Real Lyric: Catch the witness, catch the witCatch the spirit, catch the spit

    The story:

    I had a feeling Smints didn't exist at the time this song was
    recorded, but thought 'catch the Smints' would make sense
    in an advert, so I just sang along. Now I know...

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    On one live version, he actually sang "Catch the spirit, catch the fish". And sang it that way for a few years. A long-running practical joke within the band.

    jim_371 Feb 07, 2010 2:06 am