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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Catch a bass; wash your hands.
    Catch a bass; put it in the livewell.

    Artist: Mystikal
    Song: Shake Ya Ass
    Real Lyric: Shake ya ass, but watch yourself.Shake ya ass, show me what your working with.

    The story:

    I was on a fishing trip with my friend and I started singing that song, and he asked, "Is that a song or something?" I said, "It's Mystikal. Duh!" and he then started to laugh at me. I went over there to tell him to shut up and my fishing pole was just on the deck. It then fell into the water because there was a stupid fish on it, and I never got it back.

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