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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Carry on!
    You will always remember.
    Carry on!
    Like an equal dispenser!

    Artist: Kansas
    Real Lyric: Carry on!You will always remember.Carry on!Nothing equals the Splendor!

    The story:

    As a friend and I were taking a freeway trip in California, this song comes up on the radio. This friend of mine is a classic rock genius and knows everything about everyone. Being confident, I sing the song as I always have to possibly put a dent of impression, that I know all of the words. When the part in question comes up, I am belting, "..LIKE AN EQUAL DISPENSER.." I suddenly feel a tension, then notice he is laughing at me. He reveals to me the true lyrics, and my inner-divo has been silenced since.

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