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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Carry a laser
    Down the road that I must travel
    Carry a laser
    through the darkenss of the night
    Carry a laser
    Where I'm going will you follow
    Carry a laser
    On a highway in the light

    Artist: Mister, Mister
    Song: Kyrie
    Real Lyric: Kyrie EleisonDown the road that I must travelKyrie EleisonThrough the darkness of the nightKyrie EleisonWhere I'm going will you followKyrie EleisonOn a highway in the light

    The story:

    My eight-year old son sang this lyric when this song was popular--too much "Star Wars" apparently. I corrected him, but I suspect he always liked his version better. "Kyrie Eleison" doesn't mean much to young boys.

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