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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Carry a Laser down the road I must travel

    Artist: Mr. Mister
    Song: Kyrie
    Real Lyric: Kyrie Eleison down the road I must travel

    The story:

    This goof has already been listed but...When I was a graduate student I had a housemate who had formerly been a Catholic priest. We occasionally went on roadtrips together and when I sang that phrase along with the radio,Patrick began laughing so hard, he drove off the road and we mowed down about 50 yards of wheat. What it worse is that I had been an altar boy as a youngster and had not recognized what I had sung during Mass every Sunday for several years.

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