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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Carry a gun in your hand

    Artist: Bangles
    Real Lyric: Carry a cup in your hand

    The story:

    My husband and I were driving home and the song was playing on the DVD player, which I was singing along to. When it came up to that part I sang the misheard lyric and my husband told me that it was 'cup' no 'gun'. The next morning I went online to look up the lyrics for both The Bangles and the original Simon and Garfunkle. The problem is that some sites for The Bangles said 'gun' and some sites said 'cup'. The original version is 'cup'. We then went downstairs and listened to The Bangles on the computer and as I was listening closely it definitely was 'cup'. My husband told me that for many years he thought it was 'gun', even on Simon and Garfunkles original, so I don't feel so stupid.

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