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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Caribou Queen,
    now we're sharing the same dream,
    and our hearts stampede as one...
    No more love on the run.

    Artist: Billy Ocean
    Real Lyric: Caribbean Queen, now we're sharing the same dream,and our hearts will beat as one...No more love on the run.

    The story:

    This was a FAMILY mistake. My mother was addicted (like all young mothers in the eighties) to lite rock. My brother and I thought for years that Billy sang "...and our hearts stampede as one," so it only made sense that he MUST be saying "Caribou Queen," as another listener thought.

    One day, bro and I are sitting in the car waiting for Mom, listening, singing along, and wonder aloud why Billy's song is about caribou, of all things. Mom climbs in the driver's seat after a little while and says, "what are you guys saying?" Just as she says this, the D.J. comes on air saying, "that was Billy Ocean's 'Caribbean Queen'."........ We felt like our hearts had been mutilated by a stampede of caribou....The song has never held the joy it once did....sigh.

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