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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Can't stop the ferrets when they need food

    Song: Can't Stop
    Real Lyric: Can't stop the spirits when they need you

    The story:

    i was singing it pretty loud at a party and its safe to say im still trying to live it down

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    That's funny, and it's actually true!

    Seikatsu5 Jan 13, 2013 5:01 pm

    haha, so true!

    DXMarx Aug 05, 2011 12:31 pm

    oh my.

    hopeforfallenfutures Jan 19, 2009 12:23 am

    That's actually true.

    tremblingaspen Jan 10, 2009 6:05 pm