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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Can't quote me for I'm out of the words, but there's exceptions to the rule

    Artist: Van Halen
    Real Lyric: Can't crow before I'm out of the woods, but there's exceptions to the rule

    The story:

    I was sitting home alone, in a drunken stupor, and was looking up lyrics that I knew I was wrong about in some VH songs. I knew I was wrong about the lyric "catch as catch, catch as catch can," but I was shocked --- shocked, I tell you --- SHOCKED! --- to find out I was wrong about this lyric. My version is awesome, and makes sense.

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