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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Can't get this ***t off my mind
    I just wanna be alright
    Soldiers tell me nothing's wrong
    Then get undressed and spend the night

    Artist: Eve 6
    Song: Enemy
    Real Lyric: Can't get this ***t off my mindI just wanna be alrightSo just tell me nothing's wrongThen get undressed and spend the night

    The story:

    Not embarrassing, really; looked up the lyrics one day.
    All the while I misheard the lead-singer I just figured he was describing some really f**ked up acid-trip or something.

    I'd "wanna be alright" as well if I were trippin' balls like that. ;)

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