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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Can't get enough viola, babe

    Artist: Barry White
    Real Lyric: Can't get enough of yo' love, babe

    The story:

    When I was really young my mom had this CD called "Pure Disco 2,"
    and it was our favorite thing to listen to in the car. Anyways one day
    we were listening and this song came on and I tried to make a joke
    like "he can't get enough viola 'cause it's too high on the shelf and he
    can't reach it." and my mom was all like whaaaat? I said "you know,
    cause he says 'I can't get enough viola, babe,'" and my mom just
    burst out laughing. I was so embarrassed.

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