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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Can't eat the bedroom ants

    You and me could ride a bedroom ant

    I don't wanna be French

    Artist: Lady Gaga
    Song: Bad Romance
    Real Lyric: Caught in a bad romanceYou and me could write a bad romanceI don't wanna be friends

    The story:

    I had heard the song but not the title a few times on the radio and was certain this was what she was saying. I didn't know where Gaga was from, but I knew she was weird, so it just made sense that she would sing bizzarre lyrics about ants. I also assumed she was an unhappy French person.
    How embarrassing when I was explaining to a friend at kareoke that I wanted to sing the ant song by Lady Gaga. The unsuing demo of how i thought the song went made everyones night but mine...

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