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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Cans across the water, cans across the sea

    Artist: Paul McCartney
    Real Lyric: Hands across the water, hands across the sea



    The story:

    Uh, it was actually my 36 year old husband who I caught singing this!! He said that's what they sang as kids and it didn't occur to him as he got older that this was ridiculous. He said he thought it refered to pollution in the oceans.

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