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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Candy brushed
    Candy Scott
    Candy mooed
    Candy rocked
    Candy shooed
    When will you leave us alone

    Artist: Roy Jones, Jr.
    Real Lyric: Can't be touchedCan't be stoppedCan't be movedCan't be rockedCan't be shookWe hotWhen will you niggaz learn

    The story:

    The first time I heard this song, this was all I heard, and I didn't get the chance to listen to the rest of the song. But the lyrics sounded so ridiculous that it actually scared me, so whenever I heard this song on the radio I would switch the channel immediately. But in the end, my friend put on this song and started singing to it and I got the sense that something was funny. I asked him what he sang, and him to google the lyrics, and I was like "I thought it was candy!". We both couldn't stop laughing for minutes! My friend then had to set me straight and told me it was actually a fighting song.

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