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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Can you see that a flower is a rose?
    Give it bread and water.
    Give blood to find out which one grows.

    Artist: Hanson
    Song: MMMBop
    Real Lyric: Plant a seed, Plant a flower,Plant a rose.You can plant any one of those.Keep planting to find out which one grows.

    The story:

    I must have been thinking about the blood-sucking plant from "Little Shop of Horrors" when I first heard this song. The real lyrics are kinda badly worded (because tachnically, by planting a seed you can get a flower that IS a rose, so you can plant all THREE of those).

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