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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Can you feel me sliding?
    Can you hear your blood pound?
    I will think of you in pieces
    I will picture us found
    My favorite mouse, well it makes my mom proud
    I will bask in our disaster
    If it'll phase us out

    Hey Carmelina

    Song: Carmelina
    Real Lyric: Can you feel me slide in?Can you hear your blood pound?I will think of you in piecesI will picture us foundMy filthy mouth, well it makes my mom proudI will bask in our disasterIf it'll phase us outHey CarmelinaTarget practice is for MexicoAnd I've become spectacularWhich is strange cause I feel dumbCan you feel me glide in?Can you make the pig sound?I will think of you above me alwaysI will picture us clownsMy filthy mouthWell it hides my clean selvesI will bask in my disasterMaybe it'll phase me out

    The story:

    Wasn't really embarrassing. I sang my lyrics out load for years and know one corrected my. I looked up the real lyrics by my self. So I was spared embarrassment.

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