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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Song: Sarah

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    Can I play with matches

    Artist: Iron Maiden
    Real Lyric: Can I play with madness



    The story:

    It was actually my mother. She was trying to be cool and was singing what she thought was the lyrics to a song she heard on my car stereo one afternoon after she borrowed my car. After I recovered enough to actually talk I let her know that it wasn't matches the singer wanted to play with, it was actually matches. Although, I must admit that I enjoy her version more.

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