The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black
The story is worse than the mishearing. My mom and I were
listening to the Dirty Dancing soundtrack, and I was singing along
to every song. When I got to this lyric, my mother turned of the CD
player and told me I was singing it wrong. She told me the correct
lyric, but I thought she said, "Can I believe the magic of your size?"
I was thinking of she meant penis size! We then had an brief and
awkward conversation in which she explained I was thinking of the
homophone for the correct lyric. It was an embarrassing four
hours in the car for the then fifteen-year-old me.
5/4/2009 10:03 pm
Age it happened
Better than original?
Convinced others you were right?
Was partying involved?
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