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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Can I believe the magic of you smile?

    Artist: The Shirelles
    Real Lyric: Can I believe the magic of your sighs?

    The story:

    The story is worse than the mishearing. My mom and I were
    listening to the Dirty Dancing soundtrack, and I was singing along
    to every song. When I got to this lyric, my mother turned of the CD
    player and told me I was singing it wrong. She told me the correct
    lyric, but I thought she said, "Can I believe the magic of your size?"
    I was thinking of she meant penis size! We then had an brief and
    awkward conversation in which she explained I was thinking of the
    homophone for the correct lyric. It was an embarrassing four
    hours in the car for the then fifteen-year-old me.

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