The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Sitting at a restaurant bar having c**ktails, this classic
Christopher Cross song was streaming over the speakers.
My husband looked at me and said, "Who's Candace?"
I gave him a blank look. "You know, Candace," he said,
"Candace can do miracles."
I laughed and told him that was so silly. It's cameras.
Cameras can do miracles, as in taking photos while sailing.
Some five minutes later, in a blinding blue flash, it came to
me. Canvas! I exclaimed in my epiphany. As in the sails!
And such a proud moment it was...
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
2/20/2006 9:18 am
Age it happened
35
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
Yes
Was partying involved?
No
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