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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Camera's can do miracles

    Song: Sailing
    Real Lyric: Canvas can do miracles
    The story:

    Sitting at a restaurant bar having c**ktails, this classic
    Christopher Cross song was streaming over the speakers.
    My husband looked at me and said, "Who's Candace?"

    I gave him a blank look. "You know, Candace," he said,
    "Candace can do miracles."

    I laughed and told him that was so silly. It's cameras.
    Cameras can do miracles, as in taking photos while sailing.

    Some five minutes later, in a blinding blue flash, it came to
    me. Canvas! I exclaimed in my epiphany. As in the sails!

    And such a proud moment it was...

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