The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black
The Story: And my blunt is my ho now
The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top
"Call Me Maybe" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics
by Carly Rae Jepsen
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Misheard "Call Me Maybe" LyricsAll the altar boys, try to save me
All the alter boys, try to shave me
I beg and borrow and steer at Poseidon's
panties were damp for a kiss
It's hard to look like I just bathed her
I bang and borrow and steal..
Penie and dimes for a kiss I wasn't loo
Hey I just met you, Melissa's crazy
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