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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    and rock and roll
    The spell you're under?
    We'll slowly f* off your virgin soul

    Artist: Kiss
    Real Lyric: God of Thunderand rock and rollThe spell youre underWill slowly rob you of your virgin soul

    The story:

    At a local gig we had finished our setlist, when someone called for an encore, so we decided "God of Thunder" is easy, everyone knows it, fair enough.
    When the refrain kicked in, I passionately rushed to the singer and screamed, in unison with him, the above mentioned "lyrics". At that moment the whole band suddenly ceased to play.. and laughter roared, from both band and crowd. They still make fun of me, especially as since I'm known as California - who'll f* off your virgin soul - on bass axe.

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