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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Bye sukkel, Bye sukkel, bye sukkel
    I want to ride my wife, sukkel
    I want to ride my wife
    I want to ride my wife, sukkel
    I want to ride her when I like

    Artist: Queen
    Song: Bicycle Race
    Real Lyric: Bicycle bicycle bicycleI want to ride my bicycleI want to ride my bikeI want to ride my bicycleI want to ride it where I like

    The story:

    (Sukkel is dutch for 'nitwit')
    Being a little girl in Holland I felt really smart singing Queen songs. It was my first cd ever. It took me years to realise what I was actually singing and how wrong I was..... This is one of my best kept secrets.

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