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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Buy them boats, let the river take you over buy them boats, rick a maro
    Buy them boats, wanna live the night forever buy them boats, rick a maro mama mia fecaero!

    Song: Bailamos
    Real Lyric: Bailamos, let the rhythm take you overBailamos, te quiero amor mioBailamos wanna live this night foreverBailamos te quiero amor mio te quiero

    The story:

    Well, it actually wasn't me who misheard them, it was my boyfriend. We were driving down the road and the song came on and here I was singing "Bailamos, let the rhythm take you over Bailamos, te quiero amor mio Bailamos wanna live this night forever
    Bailamos te quiero amor mio te quiero" and I stopped to listen to what he was saying and I asked "what the heck are you singing?" and he happily yelled out "buy them boats, let the river take you over buy them boats" I nearly died laughing... my sister can't hear that song without singing "Buy them boats" now .. lol :)

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