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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    But when you're walking down that street,
    And you ain't had enough to eat,
    The glimmer of life off,
    And you're nowhere.
    But oh, they're dead wrong, I know they are
    Cause I can play this here guitar
    and I will pretend I'm a st

    Artist: The Drifters
    Song: On Broadway
    Real Lyric: But when you're walking down that street,And you ain't had enough to eat,the glitter rubs right offAnd you're nowhere.....They say that I won't last too long on Broadway. I'll catch a Greyhound bus for home, they all say.But oh, they're dead wrong, I know they areCause I can play this here guitarAnd I won't quit 'til I'm a star, on Broadway.

    The story:

    Just finally relieved that after listening to the
    song for 30 or so years I finally "got it" - I
    always knew there was something off about the lyrics
    I sang. I blame the pink Japanese-made transistor
    radio that was my first very own source of music.
    It sounded like somebody sanding a hamster, but I
    slept with it at night and loved it so.

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